In The News: Cannabustion

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Cannabustion, the direct burning of cannabis sativa on the skin for therapeutic effect, is being touted as a new and powerfully effective treatment modality capable of treating a variety of health conditions, says the director of acupuncture research and development at Misty Mind Acupuncture College, Paul "Don't" Wakeham. The technique is believed to be as powerful as traditional moxabustion, which uses mugwart in various degrees of purity. "Cannibustion is similar to moxabustion in that regard." said Wakeham from his office at the college in Eugene, Oregon. "You can use some really killer shit or some reg's. It depends what you are trying to do...and how much cash the customer has. Not to mention that sometimes all you have is schwag and that will have to do because it's better than nothing, I guess."

Wakeham also sang the praises of cannabustion for self care and gave a list of his favorite self treatment points. Among the most notable were LI 19, CV 24, ST4 and GV25. One point however was his clear favorite: Yintang. "The trick to Yintang is a 15 degree insertion toward GV20 with a nice long 50mm Carbo needle and getting crazy de qi. Then you have to somehow invert yourself. I like to pull a 180 on my couch and hang my head back off the seat cushion. Then you do warming needling technique with a nice fat bud burning off the end of the needle and suck that sweet smoke right up your nose. It's really killer. Just don't burn your eyebrows off like I did once. That sucked!"

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Whatever...

When I use moxa in a room...it pretty much hot-boxes it.  So everyone here is looking for a cheap high.

No thanks.

Kenton Sefcik, R.Ac

http://www.harbourhealth.ca

haha!

rofl!  That is even funnier than Monty Python!

What a way to start the day.

Thanks for a great laugh this morning, you zang fool you!

CANibuzz

Yes, I nominate Zang Fool as offical CAN comedian.  

All true religions seek to gain access to that level of consciousness which is not ego-bound.</

Maybe...

This might be how we can attract the magic fairy that carries the "deeper dust" that makes treatment more better.  

Stay away from the deeper

Stay away from the deeper dust. It'll suck you in.

True dat!

Cautions peeps, you can have a great treatment time with no deeper dust.

canny-bustion

it seems that there is a trick to this-why, it's un-canny!  Thanks for the laugh

Jill